Leaves

As you can see by the picture of me the fence is covered

with a vine, the leaves are all colored. Well we took a

ride up the canyon the other day to see how pretty it

was, we came down Provo canyon, we're passing all these

old people. John comments, "look at all the grandpa's and

grandma's, looking at the leaves." Now does he consider

himself in that category? He is a old fart....

Weiner

Well he is just the nicest guy, as you can see. He wouldn't let me in until I danced.
Then he takes my picture, then he puts it on the blog. Way ugly.
I told him I looked like fat lady of the circus, I ought to get a job, with the circus.
He doesn't say no or anything like that. He says,"I don't think they pay very much."
I had a picture of him sleeping, but somehow, it got deleted. I wanted to show
everyone my hunka, hunka burnin love....
He's a real gem.... (Poor dumb thing)

here is my wonderful wife dancing on the porch so she can get in. poor dumb thing

My turn

I just need to tell everyone what a wonderful wife I have, She fixed my lunch for work one day, it was a Ham and Cheese, Swiss that is, anyway I am in the break room with the crew and go for a big bite of my sandwich, I'm having trouble biting through, and finally when I do I notice that there is a nice bite through the wax paper that separates the cheese slices, big hit for everyone on the crew, they all want to do it to their other halfs. about a week later I am making coffee in the a.m. go to take a drink, somehow the sugar had turned into salt. And to think I have been nothing but nice and romantic, Why would I deserve such treatment? This is just the begining I have many more mean things to tell. Just don't want anyone to get depressed reading all the mean stuff at once. I'll keep you posted with updates.

The wifes version

So, this is coming from a "romantic" as he tells me.
I'm supposed to be his trophy wife... So big deal, I got one hairy leg.
He ought to see my armpits. I know he thinks I'm beautiful, he tells
me every morning when I get up. With my hair a mess an dragon breath.
"Hon, you look extree-beautiful this morning." How nice is that??
Like he thinks I'm Angelina Jolie or whatever her name is...
Actually, I did get my cast off, after two months..But now I have to
get back to work. Or its getting down to selling my body, or his golf clubs.
Which do you think would go first??? "Poor dumb thing" (that would be him)

Well the cast has finally been taken off, thank
goodness for that, I'm glad no one had to see the amount
or hair there was, I was kinda intimidated by it,
I think she had more than I did (scary) anyway

as you can see she was fairly excited about it. now

she can take baths and wash all her cracks (yee haw)

and soak her head, it shouldn't be long and she

will be walking again. Lookout world here she comes

Keep an eye out for her to start bloging, It could

get pretty ugly.

Blogger: Dashboard

Blogger: Dashboard

Blogger: Wilson vs Wilson - Manage Posts

Blogger: Wilson vs Wilson - Manage Posts